юморанекдотвдоваженитьба
11 мар. 2021 г., 09:24
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Категория: Юмор
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字Источник: studychinese.ru
В закладки:
Анекдот о роли мужчины в жизни эмансипированной женщины
Инфраструктура
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Продление сервера: VPS, 1 ядро, 2GB ОЗУ. Следующая оплата в 2025.09
Собрано: 96.03 RUB [1.0%]
2 янв. 2025 г.Цель: 9990 RUB
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Уже сейчас заметил опечатку в переводе (точнее, не исправленный вариант из автоперевода, где всех животных предлагалось рассматривать во множественном числе) - в пятом абзаце для попугая сказуемое осталось во множественном числе "издают". admin, можно ещё поправить?
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