анекдотюморлаовайиностранецкитайский язык
24 нояб. 2023 г., 10:14
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Старый анекдот, основанный на реальных событиях из жизни иностранцев в Китае. Немного дополнили данный анекдот дополнительными фразами и выражениями, чтобы текст стал чуть больше и полезнее для начинающих.
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Продление на 1 год нашего домена у nic.ru (до 2024.09)
Собрано: 118.70 RUB [7.4%]
11 апр. 2024 г.Цель: 1600 RUB
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