анекдотюморлаовайиностранецкитайский язык
24 нояб. 2023 г., 10:14
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Старый анекдот, основанный на реальных событиях из жизни иностранцев в Китае. Немного дополнили данный анекдот дополнительными фразами и выражениями, чтобы текст стал чуть больше и полезнее для начинающих.
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Продление сервера: VPS, 1 ядро, 2GB ОЗУ. Следующая оплата в 2025.09
Собрано: 96.03 RUB [1.0%]
2 янв. 2025 г.Цель: 9990 RUB
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