юморанекдот
20 апр. 2021 г., 11:24
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Категория: Юмор
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91
字Источник: 幽默汉语/编者: 梁彦民/北京语言大学出版社, 2003
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Продление сервера: VPS, 1 ядро, 2GB ОЗУ. Следующая оплата в 2025.09
Собрано: 96.03 RUB [1.0%]
2 янв. 2025 г.Цель: 9990 RUB
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Почему у этого анекдота так много просмотров?
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zina, без понятия :) может простой, и новички делились часто. Начинающих всегда больше, чем продолжающих
ответ admin на#7ca
А у Вас нет статистики, по каким дням наибольший наплыв посетителей?
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