юморанекдот
23 апр. 2021 г., 10:52
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Категория: Юмор
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48
字Источник: 幽默汉语/编者: 梁彦民/北京语言大学出版社, 2003
В закладки:
художника обидеть каждый может
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почему 我是看 а не 我看
почему 写的诗 а не 写诗
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